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Yo, monkey-breath! [Nov. 9th, 2004|09:41 pm]
A post-FF7 roleplay
shinra_co
[redhairedfiend]
[Current Mood |bouncytwitchy]
[Current Music |Metallica: Hell's Bells]

Hey, you dumbasses, you're overwhelming the world with bad angst. Next thing you'll be writing poems about death and darkness and using AOLer-speak. Quick, someone hide the razors! An easy death is too good for writers of angsty teen poetry.

Aside from that, I shall now bitch about work. Because when I bitch, it's cooler than angst, therefore invalidating your respective existences. Ha! There's logic for you, eh?

Today Rude and I got to tour the non-Shinra establishments, aka walk around town and look threatening to make sure everyone knows Shinra Is Watching You. Around noon we got bored and headed to Gator Gil, the arcade down by the foot of Shinra HQ. Well, the fucking DDR Extreme was broken, so scratch that, right? It ate my fucking gil. Rude laughed at me, you know how it is, with that little twitch at the corner of his mouth that means he knows you'll beat the shit out of him if he dares make a noise? Fucktard. So after that we went down to the waterfront, despite my better judgment, and it fucking reeked. I threw up from the smell. Well, okay, maybe I drank a bit too much too early in the day, but the smell triggered it. So fucking nasty. I'm just glad it's Rude's night to "guard" Seph-sweetums tonight, because I'm going for the hair of the dog that bit me, and Sephi-sugar is fucking annoying when he's pissed, and you can't drink around him without losing a bottle or two. Keep that in mind, Cloud - the man holds liquor like a sieve.

Speaking of which, Cloud, do not tell me you actually took Seph-darling down to the "beach." That is such a liability. I am not kidding. How the hell did the Prez even consider you for this job? He travelled with you guys (kinda) so he should know how much of a spaceshot you are, right? Not to be rude, just keeping ya'll honest. Rude and I should write you a guide to babysitting Sephypoo.
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From: blacksummon
2004-11-10 05:10 pm (UTC)
Reno? I hate you sometimes. This would be one of those times.
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[User Picture]From: onesoldier
2004-11-10 07:28 pm (UTC)
Wow, we agree on something, Seph.
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From: redhairedfiend
2004-11-10 08:27 pm (UTC)
You're both just moody 'cause of the PMS. Don't worry, the world will be shiny again in a week or so. (Or so experience with Scarlet and Elena leads me to believe.) Try that Midol stuff; Elena pops it like candy, and it seems to make her better-tempered. Or woozy, which equals the same thing in the end. Heh heh.
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[User Picture]From: onesoldier
2004-11-12 07:44 am (UTC)
Didn't ACDC do Hell's Bells, Reno?
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From: redhairedfiend
2004-11-12 07:09 pm (UTC)
Dunno, my copy says Metallica. I got it from the Internet, though, so it could be wrong. *gasp* But the Internet is never wrong! ...Or something. I have a hangover, I can't think.
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[User Picture]From: onesoldier
2004-11-13 05:14 am (UTC)


Haha, this is so cool. I found an HTML guide. Doesn't that guy look like Barret?
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From: redhairedfiend
2004-11-13 08:58 pm (UTC)
You are one fucked-up kid, Cloud. Take some Prozac or something.

...Actually, he does kinda look like Barret. If, you know, Barret were a weirdo wearing sweats in some retro kitchen.
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